May 2013
amyponder:
but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
larrystolemytardisfromdestiel:
sanderlust:
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
I have thought about this way too often
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
If I show you a picture on my phone, don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right. Just look.
klinklang:
despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
Michelle Obama is like the political version of Beyonce
perrys:
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
audino:
“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
earrie:
Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company
Listen
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
